Naughty List Express: A Boozy Christmas Cruise

You made the list—and let’s be honest, you’re not surprised.

Climb aboard the Naughty List Express, where the eggnog is spiked, the jokes are borderline, and the holiday spirit is served with a wink.

This is not your grandma’s Christmas party—unless granny can throw down shots in a Santa hat and win a twerk-off to “Jingle Bell Rock.”

Dress festive, flirty, or downright naughty—think fishnet stockings meet fireplace chic. The STC crew is bringin’ the heat with wild games, scandalous singalongs, and trolley shenanigans that would make an elf blush.

Multiple bar stops. Zero shame.

Maximum mischief. Whole lotta ho-ho-ho.